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Mar 04

With Drew Barrymore, Alyssa Milano, and Jamie Pressly in its wake, it does my heart good to know that the Poison Ivy smut-thriller franchise is still chugging along, whoring up once wholesome actresses of youth. That is to say, YOU CAN SEE EMMA FROM DEGRASSI’S BOOBS IN THE DVD VERSION OF POISON IVY IV, YALL. In less wince-worthy alumni news, Jimmy is arguably the greatest hip hop breakout of ‘09, so I suppose it all balances out. Go Panthers!

It’s Drake too that leads the week…